Chronicles of Niamah: Prince Thespian
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD (yes it may spoil your decision on watching the movie!)
its a children's fairytale. hence the happy ending, weak plot and soppy romance between Prince Caspian and Susan Pevensie.
apparently, children's fairytale and violence doesn't go together well.
not-very-convincing performance from Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian, hence i coined him the title "Prince Thespian", because he was so drama+emo thruout the whole movie and did nothing much except make a lot of noise everytime something goes wrong (much like Mary Jane from Spiderman minus the screaming).
"Aslan: Why didn't you look for me earlier?
Lucy: Because i cannot find another reason to make this movie lengthier!"
yes, Aslan only appeared at the near end of the movie to finally do something, and Aslan was GODLIKE like some WOMD (weapon of mass destruction) and nearly wiped out the entire army with 2 loud roars. and i just discovered that Aslan has a hidden talent: regrowing mice tails!
and to wrap up this weird epic tale of courage, heroism and talking animals, the prince and susan kissed as expected ( i sighed loudly in the cinema )
however, graphics and visual art direction was stunning and impressive. thats the best bit of the movie. wait, rephrase: thats the ONLY best bit of the movie.
my rating: 2/5
ps: this is my personal review and my comments are totally personal. so if you disagree / have your own opinion / your opinion differs, whatever, go write your OWN review. kthxbuy!
Listening to: Paramore - That's what you get
its a children's fairytale. hence the happy ending, weak plot and soppy romance between Prince Caspian and Susan Pevensie.
apparently, children's fairytale and violence doesn't go together well.
not-very-convincing performance from Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian, hence i coined him the title "Prince Thespian", because he was so drama+emo thruout the whole movie and did nothing much except make a lot of noise everytime something goes wrong (much like Mary Jane from Spiderman minus the screaming).
"Aslan: Why didn't you look for me earlier?
Lucy: Because i cannot find another reason to make this movie lengthier!"
yes, Aslan only appeared at the near end of the movie to finally do something, and Aslan was GODLIKE like some WOMD (weapon of mass destruction) and nearly wiped out the entire army with 2 loud roars. and i just discovered that Aslan has a hidden talent: regrowing mice tails!
and to wrap up this weird epic tale of courage, heroism and talking animals, the prince and susan kissed as expected ( i sighed loudly in the cinema )
however, graphics and visual art direction was stunning and impressive. thats the best bit of the movie. wait, rephrase: thats the ONLY best bit of the movie.
my rating: 2/5
ps: this is my personal review and my comments are totally personal. so if you disagree / have your own opinion / your opinion differs, whatever, go write your OWN review. kthxbuy!
Listening to: Paramore - That's what you get
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